The world is full of them.

The talkers.

They just talk, talk, talk and then talk some more.

Just when you thought that they were done talking… they just continue to talk some more.

Then they go home and get on the internet and just… TALK some damn more.

They talk about this and then they go and TALK about that.

“This person wouldn’t listen to me talk. How can I make that person listen to me talk?“

They talk about their future.

They talk about what they are gonna do.

They talk about WHY they didn’t do what they said they were going to do.

They talk about why it’s NOT ever their fault.

They talk about their excuses.

They talk about who they WANT to blame.

They talk about the “girl” that somehow screwed them over.

They talk about acting WEAK like it’s the RIGHT thing to do.

They talk about what they could do if ONLY they REALLY actually wanted to.

They talk about how OTHER people are in the WRONG for treating them like poop.

They always talk about what is WRONG with other people.

“Can’t the other people see how hard I’m trying?”

“Can’t they see how nice and caring I am?”

“Why can’t those other people just give me a chance?”

“When will it be my turn?”

“I’ve been waiting and waiting in line and I’ve been talking about it the whole time.”

“If I could just talk to them I could make them understand.”

Walker: Hey Johnny Talker, why don’t YOU try some walking.

Talker: No, I just want to KEEP talking.

Do you think she’ll ever take me back?

Do you think I’ll get that promotion?

Probably not, people just always want to screw me over.

Talk talk talk talk talk.

Where are you going Johnny Walker? I’m NOT done yet talking.

Walker: Johnny Talker, there’s only ONE thing to SAY to you. I’m gonna say it once so listen REAL closely:

SHUT UP.

Until next time.

Your man,

-Elijah “The Realist”