My words are dual.

They are swords or they are medicine, that all depends on you.

Many people CANNOT handle the truth, just like Jack Nicholson said.

To those silly people who CANNOT handle the truth… my words are like swords… slashing right through their silly little hearts.

Good riddance.

Any male who CANNOT stand the truth is nothing but an ugly attractive ladyboy… and I spit on them… aaaakthooooo!

To the few… very GOOD men who are true… my red words are just like medicine.

My words heal the souls of the formerly sick.

This is the power of the mighty word of Frauds and Liars;, it can kill you or it can heal you.

Like my concubines always say, up to you.

Speaking of which…

35 years ago today, the God of a Million Red Words was born.

In honor of this great day, I give you my 35 secrets of life, liberty and the pursuit of God status.

Pull up a chair, zip up your mouth and open up your ears because, Dorothy, you aren’t in the land of ladyboys anymore.

Where you live truth is but a fairy tale, a very distant memory.

Here in the land of the ruthless, truth is an absolute abuse.

And if I were to give you ONE very humble piece of advice before you read these very powerful rules, it would be this…

Prepare to be downright totally absolutely abused.

35 Rules for God-Men

Rule #1) Always Be humble

I’ve always been extremely VERY humble.

It’s one of my greatest qualities and it has allowed to do great business over MANY years now.

Like me, the great God of internet business… you must remain very humble if you want to STAY in business.

Arrogance is fine and fun, but it should only be pretend arrogance!

True arrogance turns you into a complete and total dumb moron.

It stops you from thinking and reasoning soundly.

You lose sight of EVERYTHING that got you to the dance party in the first place…

So always stay VERY humble (on the inside only).

On the outside, it is perfectly appropriate to show confidence bordering on complete and absolute arrogance.

Rule #2) Be the center of the whole ENTIRE universe

Now that you’re perfectly humble, you NEED to also become the center of the whole ENTIRE universe.

The world MUST revolve around only YOU.

“But isn’t that, like, not cool man?”

It’s not cool for go-nowhere Johnnies.

For the greats aiming for God status, there is only ONE way to get there – make yourself THE absolute #1 star.

YOU HAVE TO BE THE LIGHT.

People must go to you in the dark and return totally illuminated.

What they CANNOT see, you MUST be able to turn on and make them see, just like a light-bulb.

Rule #3) Always Be outrageous

When I describe a day in my life to a normal person their eyes pop directly… out of their head.

When they ask me what I do for a living, the only thing I can say is professional gentleman of leisure.

To them it’s outrageous, but to me it’s NOTHING but normal.

And that’s exactly where you WANT to be – the spot where outrage becomes normal.

Rule #4) Never lower yourself to the status of just an “average citizen“

As a God in training you have MUCH higher standards now.

You must BE more… achieve more… believe more… and most importantly… aspire for more.

This is something that average Joe and Jane do NOT do… and you must NEVER lower yourself to their level.

If you do, you may not ever climb out of that scary dark hole.

You must always be more… and have MUCH greater higher standards, to the point of being almost totally conceited.

Rule #5) Be selfish and conceited

You CANNOT be confident unless you’re also selfish and absolutely conceited.

Do you know what self-confidence REALLY is?

It is a confidence trick and you only HAVE IT if you are SELFISH & CONCEITED.

If it doesn’t have ANYTHING to do with me, I don’t care.

I’m the hero of the story, NOT the innocent bystander, and YOU should be too.

Rule #6) Make yourself the hero

You have to see yourself as much more larger.

If you DON’T, then NO ONE else will either.

It all starts with the man in the mirror and you have to believe that man is… larger than life.

When I look in the mirror… I see the absolute GREATEST man who ever lived.

Rich, handsome, witty and most of all, humble.

I have it all, and there is a very specific REASON that I have it all…

Instead of WAITING around for some miracle just like MOST people do, I simply decided to TAKE IT ALL.

You MUST see yourself as the hero of the story, NEVER as the victim and most definitely, NEVER as just an innocent bystander.

YOU ARE SIMPLY THE HERO!

PERIOD.

If you are NOT the hero… then you are just simply the zero.

Zeros do NOT ever get to enjoy heaven.

Rule #7) Reinvent yourself as your own heaven

You can change your own reality… at will.

You’re NEVER stuck with what you “are” because what you are… is simply VERY MUCH irrelevant.

Who gives a shit what you “are”!

Only losers are bound by what they are currently.

We all start out the EXACT same way.

We’re all people.

I’m a person, you’re a person, and that *person* over there is also just a simple human person.

No one is more “human” than human… so the only advantage is what YOU actually believe.

Losers are so damn afraid of sounding cliche… that they NEVER do ANYTHING…

They stay paralyzed by that fear of being gauche.

Men of power know that thoughts become reality… and we DON’T give a good goddamn… if at all it sounds cliche.

Rule #8) Disregard the “rules” of others, write your own damn rules and live by them… til the end

Other people’s “rules”… do NOT ever matter to you.

Rules are for fools… unless YOU wrote the damn rules.

In which case, rules MUST be followed.

He who is WITHOUT his own rules… is WITHOUT any standards.

He who is WITHOUT standards… blows like a tree in the wind… this way or that way, but going absolutely nowhere.

Write your own personal code, publish your code for absolutely all to see, and *live* by that code… until the very end of times.

Publish your own damn rules… at your own damn blog… and eventually… make yourself become… filthy damn rich… in the process. 

Rule #9) Don’t listen to scientists… and other dumb… VERY stupid “experts”

Science “experts” exist simply to tell you… what you CANNOT do… and they’re always VERY wrong.

Science is simply a theory… and scientists always look VERY unhealthy.

If you saw a science zombie… shuffling towards you on the street just like fucking Frankenstein… you’d punch him squarely dead in the face… and say “get away from me, you damn retard!”…

So it’s absolutely crazy… to ever listen to any of these… dumb stupid idiot scientists… in the FIRST place.

Rule #10) Kill over-thinking (don’t ever “think” about it, just go out there & do it)

Don’t you know what Bruce Lee said?

He said: “stop thinking so much, stupid” (I’m paraphrasing).

“Thinking” TOO MUCH does you absolutely NO good.

The problem with “thinking” is that it absolutely NEVER ends… until you make it… until the VERY end.

If you don’t “make it“… you end up getting “stuck“…. thinking things through… for absolute eternity.

How many losers have YOU ever met… who have read 1,000 self-help books… but have NEVER taken a single fucking step… in the direction of their goals?

It is only ACTION that gets you from A to B.

Think up your plans… then TURN OFF the brain… and immediately turn on the ACTION.

Rule #11) Be absolutely certain of your ability

There is only ONE thing… you need for SUCCESS… and it isn’t talent, hard work, skill or any of that.

It’s a little thing called C E R T A I N T Y !

You must be absolutely CERTAIN of success… because if you aren’t certain… only ONE thing will happen for you: NOTHING!

You hear about self-confidence all the time but it’s NOTHING, it’s actually REALLY phony.

Self confidence is nothing but a confidence trick, you win when you possess self-certainty.

My body of work gives me the cocky aura of certainty.

No self-confidence required.

Rule #12) Never use words… that YOU don’t want… to come true

Did you ever notice that highly successful people always talk about SUCCESS and positivity…

…and NEVER talk about failure or sort of negativity?

There’s a VERY important reason for that…

THE WORDS YOU USE… EVENTUALLY BECOME REALITY.

This is why you must ALWAYS be sure to use POSITIVE self-talk, even to the point of absolute arrogance.

Words are magic… and they have a way of becoming physical reality.

2 rules of speech:

1. Never use words that you don’t want to come true
2. Always speak the things that are not (yet) as if they are so

A lot of people will NOT be able to handle these rules of speech… and that’s EXACTLY why…. MOST people are struggle artists… and very few people are… Success Gods.

Rule #13)  Talk less, listen more

DON’T talk… so god damn much.

It is extremely un-masculine and VERY unbecoming… of an outright VERY powerful god-like deity… such as yourself.

Each extra word… that escapes your mouth… is a BIG damn chance… for YOU… to eventually lose.

We already KNOW that words have immense power… so we MUST only use them… VERY sparingly and most of all, appropriately.

DO MORE LISTENING… THAN TALKING.

You only learn when you listen, you NEVER learn ANYTHING… at all… when you’re WAY TOO damn busy… running your mouth.

John D. Rockefeller was so notoriously tight-lipped… that MANY of his very own actual employees… didn’t even know what his voice actually sounded like. 

Rule #14) Be completely FREE of any embarrassment

You have to believe… with every single fiber ounce of your total ENTIRE being… that you are GREAT man (who is an absolute WINNER!)

If you DON’T believe it, then it’s phony… and the people smell phoniness… just like dogs smell pee-pee.

If they merely smell your fear... they will turn on you… in an absolute very quick instant.

This is why you must NEVER ever feel ANY embarrassment… at all.

Embarrassment is the EXACT same thing as doubt… and doubt is only for “normal people”… and definitely NOT for any God-Like Men.

Whatever YOU desire to be the God of, embrace it and NEVER ever shy away from it.

Rule #15) Have high testosterone and low estrogen

You CANNOT ever be a Success God… if you are only simply a whiner.

Whining is NOT ever allowed… if you WANT to eventually become successful.

But what about the poison environment that makes us hormonal (estrogenic)? Glad you asked…

Estrogen will make a whiner of even the greatest God-man, that is why it is imperative to KILL ESTROGEN! with extreme prejudice.

If you experience lethargy, brain fog, depression, disgusting bloat-body, sour mood, or what my doctor calls every-day general faggotry… you probably have VERY high estrogen… (from a poison environment) and you immediately NEED TO KILL IT.

Rule #16) Throw away the clock

Nothing will absolutely kill progress FASTER than worrying about TIME.

If you want to accomplish… absolutely ANYTHING in this life… THEN…

THROW AWAY THE CLOCK!

When you throw away the clock… you will realize only ONE very powerful thing…

Time is a fraud and clocks are mere absolute prison guards.

The hours in a day are downright long, when the clock is thrown away, absolutely ANYTHING at all can be done.

Rule #17) Forget ambition, instead cultivate aspiration

Ambition = the desire to own and accumulate more “stuff”

Aspiration = the desire to be something much more or greater

Don’t you know the battle cry of the better man? 

Aspire for higher.

The more you become… the less dependent you become… on the mere accumulation of “stuff“.

To become more, you MUST first, get rid of more.

Mastery is about the removal of distractions, NOT the addition of more stupid… VERY MUCH useless crap.

Rule #18) Master an art or skill

This SECRET alludes nearly all people who want SUCCESS, but THIS is the REAL true absolute secret of success…

You have to be really, really, really GOOD at SOMETHING.

If you aren’t absolutely GOOD at SOMETHING, then you will ALWAYS be NOTHING and it’s as SIMPLE as that.

Cry about it… OR… just simply… get your pitiful ass to WORK!

Mastery = absolute and complete presence in the moment.

You CANNOT be distracted AND become a master.

How do you eliminate absolutely ANY and ALL distraction?

Rule #19) Throw your smartphone in the river and live your REAL life

The absolute #1 BIGGEST killer of creativity in the world is currently sitting in your pocket RIGHT NOW.

You check on it constantly whenever you’re bored, depressed, or nervous.

You check it out of addiction and simple habit.

You have absolutely NO control over it, you sometimes even do it… completely automatically.

And it’s absolutely killing ANY ability that YOU have ever had to be creative.

What can you do?

Throw your “smartphone” in the river and immediately begin to live your REAL life.

Creativity arises from absolute boredom and time alone, spent “pondering”.

Without “boredom”, creativity simply CANNOT exist, they are yin and yang like peanut butter and jelly.

Rule #20) Live your life with TONS of damn hardship

They say the current generation suffers from affluenza, a sickness born of an affluent upbringing.

And unfortunately for them, having ZERO strife in your life… makes you absolutely crazy.

When things are TOO EASY, men become lady-boys and ladies become dominatrixes.

It is only hardship that KEEPS you sane, strong, humble and sharp.

It becomes downright impossible to deal with the absolute MOST slightest inconvenience… when you live a life… that is absolutely full of… extreme convenience and comfort…

So live every single day hard & make sure to enjoy it as if it is your very last.

Rule #21) Always look damn good

What do Jesus, Buddha, Shiva, Zeus and Ganesh all have in common?

They all look damn good!

And that’s EXACTLY what YOU need to always do: always look damn good.

Like the Italians say, always be dressed to make love or die.

30 years old, still slender, sweet, and stupid just like an 18 year old.

Rule #22) Never ever admit failure

There is no such thing as failure unless you simply decide to QUIT.

If you DON’T quit… then all that you did is… learn from your mistakes.

Failure is NOT real, you will either succeed or you will learn… so that next time you may hopefully, eventually earn.

The only way to FAIL is to permanently QUIT.

Admitting to failure means admitting that YOU are simply just a quitter.

In other words, a loser, a pompous “pretender” who lacks the necessary “motivation” to succeed, work hard, or get shit done.

Don’t you ever admit to failure… unless you’re a quitter… who just simply… doesn’t care.

Rule #23) Never say “I don’t know”

It takes a superbly intelligent man to say “I don’t know”.

Unfortunately being a God-man has absolutely NOTHING to do with “intelligence” and EVERYTHING to do with self-certainty.

The people in the pulpit NEVER want to hear “I don’t know”, they want an answer and to them anyone who “doesn’t know” is a downright fool.

Always have an answer and if you don’t know something, the proper response is, “I don’t care”.

Rule #24) Give people what they actually WANT (not what they SAY they want)

Regular people want what they want.

And what they usually REALLY want… most of time, isn’t what they SAY they want.

You have to figure out what they actually want and provide it.

They have to feel good in your presence, that is why you give the people what they actually truly REALLY want.

Like Master P. said, make sure the consumer is happy.

Rule #25) To beat the competition… simply realize that there isn’t any

Competition is something that 2nd and 3rd place need to worry about.

There is NO competition at the very top because competition is NOTHING but a mindset.

Worry about competing and you will NEVER be able to innovate… therefore you will NEVER be able to be the #1 BEST… at the very top.

“Competing” is an endless cycle of mediocrity.

When you compete, you only try to out-do your rival.

When you innovate, you correctly realize that there actually is NO rival, there is only the product and the customer.

Like Rockefeller said, competition is a sin and like Elijah “The Realist” said, self-promotion is a win.

Rule #26) Learn the subtle art of self-promotion

If you aren’t prepared to sing your own praises… it isn’t because you are humble, it is because you absolutely SUCK… and you probably… deep down… already know it.

Everybody sucks at one time or another… so DON’T ever… worry about it.

Instead, concentrate on making yourself BETTER.

You want to be at the spot… where you can just feel comfortable saying… that you are the absolute GREATEST whatever.

If you CAN’T promote yourself, who else is there to promote?

OTHER people (who you feel deserve it MORE than you do).

Promotion of others over yourself is only simply for followers, and followers only crave ONE thing and it damn sure isn’t SUCCESS…

Rule #27) Never crave ANY approval

Followers crave approval… because it seems as though approval will help you “fit in” and somehow be “liked”.

But that’s NOT how it actually WORKS.

Seeking approval does the EXACT opposite of what you want it to.

Just like Jim Carrey once said…

“Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world.”

Care about people’s approval and THIS is all you will ever be to them: their prisoner.

Disregard their approval and THIS is all you will be to them: their master.

Disregarding approval is THE #1 way that you become wildly famous & filthy rich.

Rule #28) Shun fame

Chasing fame is a one way street to nowhere.

When you chase fame… you take time away from doing the “work” that REALLY actually matters.

Instead of chasing fame, you have to chase GREAT work and self-mastery.

If you’re truly actually GOOD enough, you will get famous without even wanting to.

If you aren’t GOOD enough, then simply get BETTER. 

Do the work, “fame” will come when it comes, and that may perhaps even be… after you die.

Just like Vincent Van Gogh…

The people always find genius, but they find it at their very own leisure. You MUST learn to simply deal with it.

“Van Gogh was unsuccessful during his lifetime, and was considered a madman and a failure. He became famous after his suicide, and exists in the public imagination as the quintessential misunderstood genius, the artist “where discourses on madness and creativity converge”.

Good thing he was committed to his work, he could have died and been forgotten just like nearly EVERYONE else.

Rule #29) Be committed to the Success God game

It isn’t possible for you to “work” at SOMETHING long enough… and NOT “get it“… eventually.

Usually pretty quickly actually.

But only If YOU actually manage to STICK WITH IT.

SO DO NOT EVER QUIT!

You marry this game… and live with her… ’til death do you part.

And like females, the game loves you… but only when you’re flat out stone cold…

Rule #30) Stay absolutely stone cold and brutal

“Nice people” are nice enough… but they’re flat out pussies and absolutely NO ONE respects them.

That’s the way that the world actually WORKS.

Nice = pussy

That’s why women… break up with males… who are TOO NICE.

Niceness is absolutely pathetic, it’s phony and worst of all, it’s apologetic…

Rule #31) Never never never never never apologize

These two words should NEVER ever leave your mouth, “I’m sorry”.

I almost vomited… even writing those two lame very pathetic words.

The second that YOU ever apologize… is the EXACT second… that you cease to be a God… and start to become just a mere mortal (aka a loser).

So never, ever apologize.

If that hurts your feelings, well, maybe you should just simply… cry about it.

Rule #32) Care about what YOU can control… and literally NOTHING else

Worry is unbecoming of an actual true REAL God.

“Worry” is especially pointless… because people only “worry” about things which we CANNOT control.

If YOU can control it, then YOU can fix it.

If you CANNOT control it… then you CANNOT fix it… and there is NO use “worrying” about any of it.

Worrying will only age you, make you VERY ill, and totally rob you of your… Success God status.

“Don’t worry, man, be happy.” -Hippie Elijah

Rule #33) Always speak the absolute cold dark truth

The only difference between an actual God-man… and a regular old “lady-boy” is THIS: Gods speak TRUTH.

Only a VERY confident man… always speaks VERY blunt & truthfully.

Cowards and lady-boys use half-truths… and always tell VERY small little white lies.

It takes absolute courage to ALWAYS speak the truth… and only the courageous will ever achieve God status.

Rule #34) Always be obsessed and patiently impatient

Even if you DON’T have ANYTHING else going for you RIGHT NOW, you’ll eventually get EVERYTHING that you WANT & Desire in the end.

If only you are obsessed to the point of madness… and patient to the point of lunacy.

It takes TIME to become a GREAT man, Achieve God status, & become an absolute WINNER!

You MUST be prepared to wait… (and WORK!) through this time.

“Average Joe” thinks WORK… needs to be done RIGHT NOW… but the reality is THIS:

Procrastination can be a form of incubation.

All of my greatest articles took DAYS or sometimes, perhaps even WEEKS to write.

That is because I do NOT ever rush, I am obsessively patient.

I’ve repeatedly found that when you rush, you often very quickly stumble.

Take your time and get the job done the correct way.

When you do things the “correct way”…. you will FINALLY…

Rule #35) Get up off your ass, enjoy your life and get out of the 9-5 jive FOREVER

Jobs are for slobs and slaves… and YOU already KNOW that it’s totally 100% absolutely true.

Leave your job and instead… go live an adventure.

The genesis of adventure is found right here in the eBook MONK MODE…

“This book is inspiring and amazing.” -Elijah “The Realist”

WARNING! After you read this book, you will no longer be happy and content with your job.

After you read MONK MODE you will definitely want more from life…

AND YOU WILL GET MORE TOO.

But you will only get more if you follow the laws laid out in these 35 rules of the Gods and if you use the motivation dished out in MONK MODE.

And that is a goddamn guarantee.

Until next time.

Your man,

-Elijah “The Realist”