Tomorrow doesn’t actually REALLY exist.
Yesterday doesn’t REALLY truly actually exist… in true actual reality.
Even all of our favorite day of the whole ENTIRE week… MONDAY… does NOT actually truly REALLY exist in reality.
There is only the RIGHT NOW.
The right here and right now.
When we wake up ‘tomorrow’ it becomes the RIGHT NOW.
Because there is only the RIGHT NOW… and we all literally HAVE TO… make the absolute MOST… of it.
You simply cannot NEVER rely on… ‘doing it later’.
It must absolutely be done and it MUST be totally get done literally… RIGHT NOW.
The past is the literal past.
We simply CANNOT ever live in the past, it’s literally totally over.
Just simply… Let go of literally… ALL of it.
We have to look back on all of our past successes AND mistakes…
and we have to actually REALLY truly learn from them, so that we can do the right thing… RIGHT NOW.
The future doesn’t REALLY actually technically exist.
We can’t rely on the future.
Absolutely literally NO ONE is guaranteed a possible tomorrow.
If you say “I’ll do it tomorrow” you might as well say “I’ll do it in 7 fucking god damn years”.
Learn this phrase:
“I’ll do it all literally RIGHT NOW!”
The most successful, happiest people in the world get that EXACT way… because they don’t put absolutely ANYTHING off until later.
They develop a true REAL solid work ethic… and they all take care of business right here and literally RIGHT NOW.
You won’t hear a top CEO ever freaking say… “oh, I’ll take care of it next week. I want to watch this TV show now.”
You won’t hear a top bodybuilder ever fucking say… “Oh, I’ll work out in a few days”.
Are you truly actually REALLY living currently in the RIGHT NOW?
Are you TRULY living in the RIGHT NOW… or are you just simply going through the dumb pathetic usual motions?
Do you actually REALLY love your current “job” or work that you wake up every single day to god damn do?
Or are you filled with absolute terrible dread every single day?
We only get ONE shot at this life, just ONE freaking chance.
We have to make every single day… ALWAYS… literally absolutely count.
Is there a girl you like but you’re way too scared to call, or you think you’ll call later?
Drop literally EVERYTHING that you are currently RIGHT NOW doing… and call her this very moment… RIGHT NOW!
Maybe this very moment she is waiting for YOU to actually REALLY call.
Is there a certain type of unique New BUSINESS… you have been dying to start but “it’s just not the right time”?
There is only ever one right moment to simply get shit done… and it’s literally RIGHT NOW!
Are you sick of your flabby gut but you’re currently STILL fucking god damn WAITING… to get your ugly disgusting pathetic out-of-shape ass to the gym?
Get up off of your filthy disgusting fat–ass… and just simply… go to the gym RIGHT NOW!
Just quite simply… Quit your terrible minimum age… soul-stealing job… literally RIGHT freaking NOW!
Get up off your absolutely totally pathetic fat lazy filthy ass… RIGHT NOW… and
Start waking up early beginning immediately tomorrow… and there after… every single day… and I’m being flat out dead serious.
Paint a picture!
Make a movie!
Write a god damn motherfucking book!
And god damn motherfucking Do it… RIGHT freaking NOW!
Go out for a very simple easy jog!
Go talk to that cute pretty girl… that works at the coffee shop… Right god damn freaking NOW!
Change the world!
Change your god damn motherfucking life!
Sell all your dumb stupid worthless electronics, sell your house, buy an RV and drive across the country!
Go to your local airport RIGHT NOW… and go book a god damn motherfucking flight!
Take your dog for a long walk, get your thoughts & mindset VERY clear… and figure out what you RIGHT NOW… what YOU truly REALLY actually want!
Figure out who you really are and what your life’s purpose truly actually is!
It certainly isn’t to work for someone else, come home to watch the idiot box, eating chips and soda pop.
Your life has a purpose, a REAL true actual meaning.
You have real very BIG worthy goals and dreams.
Quit whining… and god damn motherfucking complaining...
Quit simply lazy… and motherfucking procrastinating…
Quit taking ANY drugs… Or god damn motherfucking masturbating… Or watching disgusting filthy god damn porn.
don’t give in to apathy – go do something this VERY god damn instant!
You are RIGHT NOW currently ALIVE!
Get out there RIGHT NOW… and start freaking living your REAL freaking life!
……if you don’t do it all RIGHT NOW, then when will you actually truly go do it?
Until next time.
Your man,
-Elijah “The Realist”