There’s no city like Las Vegas to satisfy your carnal desires, and here are five tips from a Vegas insider to help you get your dick wet in Sin City.
Without further ado…
#6. Book A Hotel With Great Logistics And A Good Reputation
Let’s be clear: A lot of Game is about logistics and Las Vegas is no different.
While The Strip is set up with good logistics in general, especially compared to other cities such as Los Angeles, I didn’t say ‘good’ logistics, I wrote ‘great’ logistics.
Be smart and spend a bit more on a good hotel that’s within proximity of the top clubs and which has the best hotel bars as well as having a good reputation.
Not So Fun Fact But Reality: Girls are extremely shallow.
Just the way that it is.
If you say, “Yea I’m staying at Hooters. After-party in my shit room, let’s go!”
You’re going to get 80% more resistance than if you’re staying at the MGM Grand, which is across the street and has a great reputation.
Here’s a list of very good hotels that I have personally stayed at, as well as my clients based on the following criteria:
- Logistics
- Reputation
- Service
- Clubs
- Hotel bars
- Girls staying there
Note: Based on when you book a room, it’s not much more than staying at average hotels.
Planning in advance gets you better rates on travel sites etc.
Best Hotels To Stay At And Pull To In Vegas
-Cosmopolitan Hotel (Marquee Day and Night Club is located here, as well as 3 very good hotel bars: Bond Bar, Chandelier Bar and Vesper Bar)
-MGM Grand (Hakkasan the #1 Top Vegas Club is located here, as well as multiple hotel bars)
-Aria Hotel (Skip the whack nightclub Haze inside, but logistics wise it’s beside the Cosmo and across from the MGM as well as being a newer major hotel).
Pro-Tip: The rooms have electronic black out shades which is great for getting some rest when the blinding Vegas sun is out and you’re just hitting the hay at 11 am
-Encore Hotel (Also home to Sinatra Restaurant where you get the real Rat Pack Experience, as well as mega Top 5 Clubs Surrender and Encore Beach Day Club).
There’s also multiple top restaurants, great mini hotel bars and you’re next door to Wynn which houses XS Nightclub, another Top 5 club
-Trump Hotel (Although it stands alone across from Encore and Wynn, you can get reasonable rates due to the hotel not having a casino, it’s a 5 Star Hotel and you’re essentially across the street from Encore and Wynn where the aforementioned clubs call home).
Lastly, girls don’t flinch when you tell them where you’re staying.
#5. Pre-Stock Your Hotel Room With Alcohol, Mixers And Condoms
Nothing will cock-block you more than a nun on Sunday, than pulling a sexy girl or two back to your room and NOT having alcohol and mixers.
Sometimes they need to quiet that hamster and alcohol always does the job.
Here’s what you do: Get a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of Whiskey and some Coke and Sprite from the gift shop in your hotel.
If you really want to save money, then when your cab picks you up from the airport have them take you by a gas station on the way to the hotel.
You’ll save even more money buying it from there instead of the gift shop.
Lastly, don’t forget condoms.
This has completely fucked up the vibe for me when she asks for one and I don’t have one.
Something about having to go downstairs and get one kills the motherfucking mood, so don’t make the same mistakes I have and pre-stock them in your room.
#4. Roll With 1 Good Wing-man And Avoid Packs Of Dudes
Unless your crew has the money to drop thousands on bottle service at top clubs, avoid like the plague rolling with more than one other wing-man.
It will cock-block the fuck out of you.
Yes, of course there’s times when multiple dudes will roll out, pop bottles and everyone takes girls back to the room to fornicate, but this isn’t usually the case.
You’re better off rolling with a wing-man and Table Hopping: making friends with dudes who have bottles, bring some girls to their table then peel off the interested ones and it doesn’t cost you a dime.
This also makes it easier to skip lines to clubs, that without a table or a connection, can literally last hours.
#3. Work The Hotel Bars To Warm Up For The Clubs
This is one that many cats forget about, or skip and it’s a goldmine for warming up.
Here’s what you do: Roll out with your wing-man around 9pm, to one of the hotel bars such as Bond Bar at Cosmo.
Get some drinks and post up.
Ease into the evening shooting the shit with your buddy, then around 10:30PM roll to another hotel bar such as The Chandelier Bar at Cosmo.
There spit some game and continue warming up ‘practicing’ your game on the 6’s, 7’s and occasional 8’s.
This will get you ready to rock when you hit the club around midnight.
Pro-Tip: The only real negative of hotel bars is they tend to be inundated with escorts.
You’ll spot them easily enough, because they are usually alone, dolled up to the nines, are sitting alone and will scan the room making eye contact and smiling.
Unless you’re used to very hot women smiling at you and even waving, then take notice: she’s probably paying her bills with her pussy.
Steer clear, unless that’s your cup of tea, but be aware because they do undercover stings all the time with cops posing as escorts.
#2. Keep Your Vibe Fun And Light
Everyone goes to Las Vegas to have fun, unless they’re pro gamblers who are all about their money and business.
Lighten up, plaster a smile on your face, and have some fucking fun!
The Vegas Vibe is all about fun and having a good time.
If you have a terrible look on your face and are slouched in the corner glaring at everyone around you, don’t be surprised when girls avoid you like you have the bubonic plague.
When you’re spitting Game with girls keep it all light and fun.
Don’t delve into heavy topics at all and look for similarities in your backgrounds.
Here’s some sample questions I ask and look for that help me and the girl make a ‘connection’.
People love to connect with their own ‘kind’ in tourist cities, which helps build comfort and rapport with her.
“Where are you from?”
“Where are you staying?”
“How much trouble have you gotten into so far?”
“When did you get here and when do you leave?” (This is key. If she’s leaving that night, than work fast or eject so you’re not under a time crunch to pull her)
“You seriously look like trouble. This isn’t good.” (Said with a small smile and laugh)
#1. Getting Laid In Vegas Is ALL About Approaching And It’s A Numbers Game
The beauty of Las Vegas and why it’s the #1 City to Have A One Night Stand, is that there’s limitless options of bars, hotel bars, lounges, clubs and MOST are all within walking distance on the Strip.
This creates an environment of literally thousands of girls in the city who are there to simply party.
The KEY to this is you don’t need to waste time working on a girl for hours.
If you approach a girl and she’s cool, but acting very hesitant about hanging out without her friends and getting to know you more, than simply EJECT.
I do it constantly.
Then again I have very little patience.
Point is though, you can approach until your legs fall off and you’ll generally, not 100%, but generally meet a girl who you click with and you can take it from there.
There’s no reason to waste hours trying to convince a girl to hit up Drais Afterhours with you.
Approach, smile, spit some game, be light and fun, grab their hands and head to the next club, or spot.
The saying that Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, has NEVER been more true than for Las Vegas.
Combine that with What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas motto and you have a combination of girls who travel to Las Vegas literally everyday to have fun, open their legs and have an experience.
Who better to give it to them than you?
Until next time.
Your man,
-Elijah “The Realist”
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