Setting up your bachelor pad as a haven for yourself and your sexy female guests is an integral part of making it easy for you to get laid.
Besides the obvious comforts for yourself, these 5 essentials will make your life easier and provide you ‘tools’ for when a girl is over to make her comfortable.
The more comfortable she is, the more she won’t want to leave and we all know what that means…
Unlike most top 5 must-have bachelor pad lists on the internet, these are the less than obvious ones that will actually help you get laid and aren’t thinly veiled affiliate boosters disguised as ‘articles’.
Most of those lists state the obvious: “Lamps, candles and condoms!” Yea, no shit.
Plus, these items can be had for any budget, so if you’re not ballin’ out yet, have no fear, you can afford these.
Here we go…
#5. Baby Wipes In The Bathroom
Keeping it real, how many times have you had a girl go straight to the bathroom after coming over to your place for the first time?
Classy chicks use baby wipes to wipe their you-know-what.
It keeps it fresh and is gentle on their uh-delicate skin down there.
Grab a pack at your local pharmacy or grocery store and put them on the back of the toilet (so she can see them).
On another note, ALWAYS have toilet paper.
You might wipe your ass with sandpaper, but nothing will piss a chick off more than going to wipe and there’s one dangling sheet of Toilet Paper left.
Buy in bulk.
Pro-Tip: pick a scent you like, since she’s wiping her you-know-what with it. I would avoid fruity scents and stick to baby fresh or powder though.
#4. Multiple Phone Chargers
Girl at the club: “I’d come over, but my phone is dead and I really need to charge it”
You: “What kind of phone do you have?”
Girl: “A Droid”
You: “I have a Droid charger at my spot less than 5 minutes from here. Let’s go charge it”
Slam-dunk.
Having different phone chargers has been one of my ‘secret tools’ I’ve used for years.
Make it easy on her and it’ll be easy for you.
#3. Strawberries & Champagne
I’ve never had a girl turn-down champagne and most girls like strawberries as well.
Keep a couple of bottles of champagne in your refrigerator and a box of strawberries.
You don’t have to buy anything expensive, just get some decent bottles from your grocery store or liquor store.
#2. Finger Food
You sick fucks, get your mind out of the gutter haha.
Food might seem obvious, but how many times have you hung out at a buddy’s house after drinking and his idea of food in the fridge is bologna and Lays chips?
Chicks, no matter if they’re prancing down the runways of Milan, like to eat food after drinking.
In my book Rapid Seduction Secrets, I broke down how going for food after the club is a huge cock-block, so it’s essential you have this base covered already before you go out for the night.
Girl at the club: “I guess I’ll come over, but lets grab food at XYZ late night diner first” (aka she sobers up, thinks you’re ugly now and has to go home because she ‘has to get up early for work’)
Fuck that.
Be prepared.
Have good food at your house, so you can respond with, “I have fresh calamari at my pad. And champagne. Let’s go doll”.
The key to having optimum finger food is that it’s light and aphrodisiac.
Here’s a list of items you can’t go wrong with.
-Oysters
-Calamari
-Chocolate (yea yea, but make it easy on yourself and get a box of Queen Cherry’s. Odds are she’ll like one of them in the box at least)
-Fruit and Vegetable trays. You can snatch these up at your local grocer and they come with dip as well. Having easy ready to go food that will ease her hunger pangs without bloating her up like Taco Hell is best.
-Shrimp cocktail. Have them pre-cooked and in a Tupperware so you can just pull them out and eat them with cocktail sauce.
Avoid extremely spicy foods and ‘heavy’ foods that will make her tired.
Last tip, have coffee, even if you don’t drink it.
Invest in a cappuccino machine and you’ll have girls begging to come over and use it.
Caffeine will keep the party going.
#1. A Cashmere Blanket And/Or A Thick Soft Rug
Ha you’re probably thinking “A fucking blanket Elijah???”, but this isn’t off the top of my head.
I actually took a poll with girls about this.
The #1 item on this list is “a soft blanket or a thick soft rug”.
While I usually would caution on taking advice from a girl on what works with getting laid, I used the poll to confirm what I already knew was true: chicks love soft blankets, especially after a night out.
For them, being able to take their shoes off, curl their feet underneath their legs on your couch and not have their you-know-what hanging out defines comfort.
One girl actually told me that, “I want to be able to throw a blanket over my legs so I can sit on the couch without the vag hanging out”.
Yes, she said ‘vag’, ha. I died laughing, but it makes sense.
Have it folded on your couch, or hell even your bed and unfold that fucker and toss it over her if the two of you are chilling on the couch before you make your move kissing her.
If you have the cash, also drop some money on a large super soft rug.
This might set you back some bills, but lay on that soft rug with a chick, sip on champagne and you can bet she’s going to get turned on.
I chalk it up to primal urges of laying on bear skin rugs and having incredible sex with the chick in your cave.
Let me tell you…no girl in her right mind is going to jump up and say, “Fuck this delicious champagne and strawberries I’m sipping on, and fuck the delicious jumbo shrimp cocktail I’m munching on and mostly, fuck this super soft sensual cashmere blanket that’s wrapped around my petite body!”.
There you have it gents: another game changer from yours truly.
Until next time.
Your man,
-Elijah “The Realist”
