1. Norwegian girls are the prettiest and attractive in Scandinavia.
Some are even feminine.
The only downside is that they can be a bit thick from pulling sleighs or whatever they do in the countryside during the winter.
In the summer they wear booty shorts, showing off their toned, tanned legs, and nice bodies.
2. They are not as crazy about Americans like the Swedes.
Many did not care that I was born on American soil.
3. Some girls give you strong approach cues with eye contact and a smile.
But they didn’t approach me outright as much as girls in Iceland and Finland.
Prepare yourself for quick rejections.
4. There was a rape wave a couple years ago.
This was real rape where immigrants dragged girls into alleys.
Girls were advised to take extreme care with guys they meet.
Since rape is still a problem, it wouldn’t hurt to establish more comfort than you usually do, especially if your skin complexion is on the brown side.
5. You won’t get anywhere in the top-end clubs.
Don’t bother.
6. Norwegians are the most economically successful of the Scandinavian economies, and it shows.
There is decreased Jante Law influence which means you get a cocky vibe from the girls (though not as cocky as Americans).
7. The guys are definitely good looking.
I was taken aback by some of the male specimens on display.
Thankfully they don’t approach so I still had a competitive advantage over them.
8. In Oslo, nightlife shuts down at 3 am but doesn’t get going until midnight.
Approaches from 2-3 am will probably be most fruitful, especially if a girl is trying to get laid but has yet to meet a guy.
It did feel more like Iceland in that if I waited for the guys to get drunk and the social circles to dissipate, I could drop in with a last call approach.
Most of my successful approaches happened after 2 am.
9. It’s expensive. My short-term apartment cost $200 a night.
A vodka drink is $13-15.
I ended up dropping about $1,400 in five days without even trying.
I could easily go a month on that money in Poland or Ukraine.
Until next time.
Your man,
-Elijah “The Realist”
