The following advice is meant to be used on girls between the ages of 18 to 22, a range that is close to the ideal.
1. Treat them poorly.
Young girls are very responsive to asshole game, until they become desensitized and sometimes even repulsed by it in their later years when they primarily seek a provider.
These days the only girls who would be responsive to classic neg’s are the young ones.
They have no asshole immunity like the bitter and jaded bunch who have seen (and fucked) it all.
Sample move:
If she’s acting feisty say, “Do you normally act like this?”
“You know it’s not too late to enroll in charm school.”
“I hear that’s making a comeback.”
2. Don’t go for structured dates.
They’ll flake on you without apology, and then laugh to their friends when you show annoyance.
Do more last-minute and same-night planning, which reinforces number one on the list.
Sample move:
Keep taking her to your favorite dive bar.
When she asks what you did on the nights you didn’t spend with her, mention cool places you visited with “a friend.”
Make her think she’s being kept away from the hip spots because you’re embarrassed of her.
3. Bring up her flaws and casually write them off as a case of her being too young.
Keep her insecure by hinting that she has yet to hit her potential as a real woman.
Maybe one day she’ll be good enough for you, but not yet.
Sample move:
When thinking of getting her phone number say, “I think you’re cool, but you’re so young.”
“How about for a first date we go to Chuck E Cheese.”
“We can play some fun games and they’ll be no pressure for you to maintain a long conversation.”
“I won’t judge you.”
4. Do not bring up having a serious relationship before she does.
A young girl is especially aware of the power balance of new relationships, and will jump ship when she realizes she’s “winning.”
Make her struggle instead to pin you down.
Sample move:
When the girl suggests to take things to the next level, discount her feelings by saying, “Are you joking?”
Ouch.
5. Do not underestimate her game.
Do not lower your guard for one second and feel that you can breeze through, because before you know it, she will get the upper hand and you’ll be sitting there like an idiot wondering what happened.
The average 21-year-old girl has game that is three times as potent than the average 31-year-old guy (many times I’ve found myself doing moves in my late 20’s that I remember being done to me by a girl in her early 20’s).
Even teenage girls barely out of puberty surprise me with their game awareness.
Sample move:
If she takes two hours to write back to a text (besides her typical one hour response time), don’t overlook it as something insignificant — it could be a major test.
To play it safe, take a full day to respond back.
6. Make her think you only want her for sex.
While you want to do this for every girl in the early stages of a relationship, you need to make this more clear for the young girl.
Because she knows she’s not good enough for you (see number 4), she’ll take extra steps in lovemaking to keep you interested.
Think of her as the little whore that you’re using as a personal fuck toy.
It’s not like she has much more value than that anyway.
Sample move:
Make an excuse as to why you can’t hang with her after finding out she’s on her period.
7. Avoid wasting your time with status plays.
Young girls care very little about status (e.g. if you live in your dad’s basement or not).
For them it’s all about feeling feeling feeling feeling.
If you’re trying to impress a young girl, you’ve already failed with her.
If you only knew the losers they normally fuck, you’d understand that attraction-building (see number 1 and 2) should be your main focus.
You don’t even need comfort with a lot of them.
Sample move:
Live in your dad’s basement.
8. Act younger than your age.
I have a sister who is seven years young than I am, so I know their style of humor, the way they talk, and their general interests (for me it’s actually easier to connect with a 23-year-old girl than a hag my age).
It’s okay if you’re 40 years old, but it’s not okay if you look and act 40 years old.
If you don’t know how to connect with her on even a basic level, then you won’t have enough juice to bang her.
Sample move:
Make insightful observations about a show she watches, like how Pauly D is the only guy on Jersey Shore that you’d hang out with in real life because of how cool and funny he is.
The bottom line with young girls is to bring out your most assholish nature, keep your game tight, and enjoy plundering pussy that will be loose and dry only five years in the future.
Until next time.
Your man,
-Elijah “The Realist”
