Here are the four main methods in capturing a flag, from easiest to hardest:
1. Fucking a foreign girl who lives in your home city.
This is how I got my first flags before traveling.
The common example is a girl who was born somewhere else then moved to America where she fully assimilated to French fries and iPhones.
Another case is the au pair who is here for a year or two.
Banging her will be almost no different from banging an American girl, though the subtle differences may open your eyes to the wide world of foreign poon.
My pleasant Puerto Rican flag was like a gateway drug that turned me onto Latin culture, helping drive me to South America.
Her magical booty changed my life.
2. Fucking a foreign girl while neither in her home city or yours.
This happened to me recently in Reykjavik when I got my Danish flag.
I was abroad, she was abroad, and the boning happened without delay.
A more common example could be a man living in Rio banging a Brazilian girl traveling from Belo Horizonte (it doesn’t matter that she’s still in her home country — the fact that she’s traveling makes the pussy open ten times faster).
These bangs are especially easy if she doesn’t have many friends with her.
3. Fucking a foreign girl who is vacationing in your home city.
This is marginally harder than the two above cases because of timing and logistical issues.
Unless you live in a tourist like New York, Washington DC, Miami, or Los Angeles, it may be wholly unavailable to you.
It doesn’t help that the American government has cockblocked the fuck out of the American man by making it harder for rich and slutty foreign girls to get tourist visas.
If she does manage to visit, she will usually be here for a short time and her grasp of English may be weak, but the fact that she’s traveling and likely doesn’t count foreign cock in her scorecard means it shouldn’t be too hard to bone her, especially since you’re a studly representative of the country she’s obviously interested in learning about.
This is how I got my Spanish flag, when I wasn’t even close to getting it during my two-week trip through Spain.
4. Fucking a foreign girl in her home city.
Call me naive but several years ago I thought this would be the easiest way to get a flag.
In fact it’s the hardest, for a multide of reasons:
Many locals girls are completely closed off to foreigners, there may be serious communication issues, she doesn’t want the stigma of banging a foreigner in the vicinity of her peer group, and finally there exists the logistical issue of finding attractive women.
On the other hand, it’s the most satisfying method of flag capture.
Every country I go to, I work like a dog to get the flag.
I always encounter stories about guys being greeted by open labia in the arrivals gate at the airport, but that has never happened to me (except in Poland).
As an average-looking guy with an average skin tone that isn’t too dark or too light, I have never gotten especially warm reactions (except in Poland), and for me getting a flag with a local girl is significantly harder than getting laid in my home city (except in Poland).
I will eventually say goodbye to Poland one day and continue to work hard to get the girls I want, because that’s what I do.
I don’t anticipate many easy flags in the future.
Until next time.
Your man,
-Elijah “The Realist”
