So You Want to Be a Professional Badass

From the desk of Elijah “The Realist”
Subj: Winning the game of life
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I’ve stopped calling myself a professional blogger.

I don’t write that often, I don’t write ANYTHING about the news, I don’t do reviews and I don’t even REALLY actually consider myself a writer anymore.

Here is EVERYTHING that I actually do to MAKE MONEY ONLINE:

I live life just like a Man and then I put what I do into actual WORDS that you can READ…

To hopefully become inspired to succeed and achieve much more out of life.

You boys read it, become much more inspired and hopefully go out into the world and kick it’s fucking ass just like I do.

I don’t write for the guy who is going absolutely nowhere and completely happy with that, I write for the guy who is halfway there, or 25% there and wants to reach the finish line… 100% all the way there.

If you don’t want it (success) then I don’t want you here… and I definitely damn well  DON’T want your fucking money.

Frauds and Liars is for Winners and future winners only.

Frauds and Liars is an elitist website and I’m very much proud of that.

You’ll NEVER find any advertisements for garbage here, you’ll NEVER find any links to products that are absolute garbage or dumb… and I can 100%  certainly absolutely promise that you will NEVER ever see some nonsense, stupid filler articles.

If I DON’T have anything good to say then I simply won’t ever say anything.

Fortunately for me I’ve built my business in such a way that I don’t need to constantly write new articles.

If I want to take time off and, say, go visit Bali I’ll just go and do it and NOT have to “worry” about how to fund it.

What I do works because I’m the REAL DEAL and my life is absolutely awesome AND amazing.

Can you do the EXACT same thing?

Of course.

BUT… only IF you put in all of the required TIME, effort, work ethic, and… YOU… work your damn ass off to boot.

Here’s a recent email I got from an aspiring badass….

“Hey Elijah. Me again. After reading almost all your blog posts and ebooks I find I want to be just like you as far as an alpha male and successful entrepreneur. And I’m taking steps to do so but as far as business goes I’m having trouble. I started a blog and the premise is similar to yours. I want to inspire the masses. I’m no expert like you nor am I where I want to be in life but I want to make a blog like yours. That’s the problem. I can’t out do your blog, nor would I want to – it’s amazing. But you can’t tell me starting a niche bullshit blog like food trucking could be the least bit fulfilling. I want a blog similar in goal to yours but I don’t want to be a rip off or copycat. Any tips?”

Yeah, pal. 

I got some tips for you.

Grab a coffee and get to reading.

Live like a man

You can’t be a badass if you aren’t even a man.

So that’s your FIRST step, live your life just like an actual man.

A lot of people will take offense to that, but that’s because a lot of people are flat out pussies.

Men don’t “take offense”.

Men TAKE ACTION and there’s a very BIG difference.

I was just talking to an American here in Bangkok who accidentally bumped into a Russian at a market.

One thing immediately lead to another, the American yelled “fuck Russia!”, so the Russian spit in his face, punched him in the mouth and kicked his ass.

Whoops!

When you mouth off to a man you get whooped.

When men “take offense” you get whooped.

When women and dick-less men take “offense” they run and tattle-tale to their employer, the police, the internet, the government, or ANYONE else with power.

See, the easily offended always lack a few very key things: strength, character, pride and most of all they completely lack self-sufficiency.

Men personally take care of their VERY own problems.

Females and cowards CANNOT do that, but men always certainly definitely can.

Anonymous internet wimps often accuse me of being a sexist or a misogynist.

As if WORDS actually hurt me.

As if I would apologize for actually offending a coward.

As if I would try and prove I’m every bit as feminine as they REALLY are.

Ain’t gonna ever happen, boys.

Words only hurt cowards, remember that.

If you’re offended at WORDS your testosterone to estrogen balance is completely messed up and you’re either a girl or you’re just simply “acting like a girl“.

As for being labeled a sexist, well, when it’s acceptable to hit a woman or when prisons become co-ed that’s when I’ll start to believe in the mental illness known as “equality”.

Until then I am going to only believe what my eyes actually tell me: Men and women are fundamentally different.

Men are physically stronger and women are natural care takers.

Men provide the resources and women nurture.

Subvert THIS… and you have nations of many very lost and crazy souls.

No matter WHAT… the confused little boys and girls pretend, women aren’t men and NEVER ever will be.

All the grown-up little boys who continually emasculate themselves and all the grown-up little girls who behave like sailors can’t NEVER change biology.

Today’s modern American woman acts like a cunt… because men allow her to…

and those SAME EXACT men allow her to because they are complete and utter wimps.

Let me give you a very PERFECT example….

I know an American couple, middle aged and married for a few very short years.

The husband works like an absolute messed up dog… to pay ALL of the bills and the wife doesn’t work.

One day the man came home from a hard day’s work ready for dinner. The wife had been not-so-busy watching television all day long.

The wife said to him “I didn’t feel like cooking today so we’re just going to have leftovers“.

The husband replied, head hanging low, “OK, honey. Sounds great“.

At the end of dinner the man took his plate to the sink, rinsed it and put it in the dishwasher while the woman sat at the table doing absolutely NOTHING.

It was absolutely pathetic and my reaction in response to all of this was complete and utter disbelief.

This is what “equality” has done to men, turned them into some huge giant sissies.

When males act like broken down dogs… it absolutely disgusts me, just like it secretly disgusts all of their unattractive, out-of-shape nagging wives.

Look fellas, living like a woman just isn’t an “option”… so you can quickly just forget about that.

Millions of “men” have chosen this “option” at their very own peril, learn from their pathetic mistake and live your life… just like a man… WITHOUT any remorse.

The internet queens can call me “sexist” all they like, frankly it’s a compliment coming from them.

I don’t take offense to being called a “sexist” any more than I take offense to being called a tall, handsome badass with brown eyes and a 100-watt smile.

Guilty as charged on all counts!

But you know what the REAL actual funny thing is?

No one ever has a bad word to say to me in REAL LIFE.

Only online.

I wonder why?

I’m still waiting for someone, ANYONE, to call me out in REAL LIFE and tell me how much of a meanie I actually am.

Money and Balls

Westerners always say to me “money isn’t everything, man“.

To which I reply “I know, dork. You need money and balls to be a man“.

When you have BOTH you are 100% complete…

if you only have ONE or the other you are 50%,

if you have neither, then you are absolutely NOTHING.

If you have MONEY but you don’t have ANY balls you’re an ATM, a eunuch, a schlub, like the married man I told you about above.

You need BOTH… money and balls to be a 100% complete man.

I’m able to live the life I currently live, WITHOUT a leash, simply because of me having BOTH money and balls.

I have money, I have balls, I use them to get absolutely WHATEVER I want in life.

What’s more important, money OR balls?

Balls are much more important.

If you’ve got balls you can MAKE MONEY, but money CAN’T ever buy you balls if you’re just a complete and total absolute wimp.

Only balls will ever buy you love, for EVERYTHING else there is MONEY.

But…

As far as I’m concerned if you are BROKE and you aren’t actively doing ANYTHING at all to fix your situation then you aren’t a REAL man… at all.

Men have MONEY or men WORK…

Build and Achieve until they actually have LOTS and TONS of god damn money.

There isn’t ANY in-between.

You’re only an actual achiever, a man, or you aren’t.

Elijah, do you have an example?

I’m so very glad that you asked.

Yes, I do have a very PERFECT example.

I was recently in Bali, Indonesia…

I was at a restaurant with my little girl, my little helper bee, my little chef, my little maid, my little perfectly cute and adorable angel.

We were at a BBQ restaurant…

I was waiting on my whole roasted chicken, she was waiting on her grilled prawns.

At another table was a white, western man, an Asian woman and a toddler (race currently unknown).

Eventually, the woman got up to pay the bill, the man carried the baby to the car, the man put the baby in the car seat, the man got in the passenger seat, the woman got in the driver’s seat and they very quickly drove away.

My little girl looked at me in a weird way and said “I’ve never seen that before. Maybe he’s the woman and she’s the man” and we BOTH had a very BIG loud thundering laugh.

We ate our food…

I paid.

I got on the motorcycle, turned it on, revved it up, she got on behind me and we went back to the poolside villa.

While she was massaging my feet that night I was I wondering how a male could emasculate himself so much WITHOUT ever even realizing it.

I wondered: How could you be an adult in years but a child in mindset. How could you be a man but allow yourself to be kept by a woman. How could you be a Mr. Mom and not feel pathetically embarrassed at your situation?

In my household I pay all the bills.

All of them.

Fresh food is prepared for me daily. I haven’t cooked or cleaned a dish in years and I NEVER will simply out of principle.

That’s because I have TWO very important things…

Money and balls.

If you’ve got balls you’re already half-way there, but READ THIS 2 part statement VERY carefully:

If you are currently BROKE and NOT doing ANYTHING to actually fix your financial situation then you aren’t actually a REAL man.

So sorry to bear the VERY bad news, friend, but if you DON’T have any money and if you AREN’T working to fix that then you are a total flat out LOSER, an actual REAL LIFE adult-child in other words.

Being broke is absolutely fine and OK, but NEVER actually trying to fix the situation is definitely NOT ever OK.

Men fix their problems.

I know that the language is quite harsh, but language only hurts you if you DON’T have ANY balls.

So how do you REALLY actually fix that MONEY situation?

Start a business, only ONE business, and focus 100% on that business

If I’ve said it once… then I’ve also said it a million other times in the past…

Focus on ONE thing only.

Use your energy on ONE thing only.

Multi-tasking will get you a whole bunch of absolutely NOTHING.

No one ever got wealthy from multi-tasking, you get wealthy from building a REAL actual thriving business, not by starting 10 of them.

Being scatter-brained will NOT bring any MONEY into the bank, FOCUS will bring the MONEY directly into YOUR bank account.

Internet businesses are the easiest and absolute BEST businesses to start.

The overhead is absolutely tiny, the profit margins can be downright huge and the sky REALLY is the limit.

Not EVERYONE can MAKE MONEY from a blog…

Just the baddest of the bad, but ANYONE with a triple digit IQ can open an online store and immediately START selling things.

Look around you RIGHT NOW.

EVERYTHING that you own was sold to you.

EVERYTHING that you can see RIGHT NOW is for sale so there are definitely no lack of opportunities, only a VERY simple lack of will.

Just a few weeks ago I bought a bunch of new supplements from Ebay to try out.

The owner of the Ebay store personally sent me a message sharing how much THIS website Frauds and Liars has helped to change his life in such a VERY profound way. All that I replied back with was…

“Thanks. Glad my website could help produce some very positive results in your life. Keep on hustling and absolutely crushing it in your online entrepreneur journey and business.”

See boys, there’s a fella getting after it and MAKING MONEY.

That guy made over $200 from me personally and now I bet he’s probably going to have a very huge jump in sales.

He’s making money, why can’t you do EXACTLY what he is RIGHT NOW currently doing?

What’s so hard about taking the initiative and ordering some supplements from China, ordering some packaging, designing some labels, opening a store and making some god damn money online?

Or selling ONE of millions of other different sort of products…

The only acceptable answer here is “Yeah, you’re right Elijah. It’s time to cut out the bullshit and get after it“.

Until next time.

Your man,

-Elijah “The Realist”