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Welcome to the mother-fuckin’ fall gentlemen!
The nights are getting cooler, the sun is going down sooner and there’s a magic to the air.
Some call it Fall Season, I call it Pussy Season.
“Wait, isn’t Summer the best time to get laid Elijah?”
It’s close, but it’s still second to Fall.
You see Fall is the time girls start looking for a boyfriend so they don’t have to endure the upcoming holidays alone.
What this means is that girls are out in droves in college bars, city clubs and just about everywhere and they are more receptive to meeting stylish playboys such as yourself.
The last couple of weekends I’ve noticed a dramatic uptick in girls being receptive in the Los Angeles area and my ‘theory’ this year once again is proving to be true.
This line has literally never failed me.
I’ve used it on insta-dates, regular dates and when meeting girls in a nightlife venue for the first time.
The key to this line which I’ve NEVER written about, is proper calibration before saying it.
If you say it too soon, you err on the side of trying too hard.
If you wait to say it after the ‘moment’ has passed, then you miss what makes it effective.
The key to this line is timing.
Let’s take one of a hundred examples of how this has worked for me so you can see exactly how it works.
Re-read this article a couple of times at least before going out this weekend and you can use it too. (Don’t be shocked when it works very well)
I saw Michelle (fuck, I love that name), on the street on a brisk Fall Saturday night when rolling out to a popular bar with a buddy of mine.
She was cute as fuck, brunette, thin and had those eyes.
You experienced players know what I’m talking about.
A sensuality so strong you can literally feel it.
I did the head swivel when she passed, but didn’t approach.
Instead I continued walking past her where she was in line to this popular Midwest bar, gave my bouncer buddy a pound and was inside with my friend in mere seconds.
I mentioned the girl to my buddy and he laughed knowing that she was my physical type.
The spot was cracking though, so I forgot about her and went to the bar to order a refreshing vodka-tonic.
The night progresses and I talk to a few girls, but wasn’t clicking with any of them.
Around 1am (this bar closed at 3am) I spotted the sexy girl (Michelle) and her friend chatting with a couple of guys.
Well, I should say they were ENDURING the bad game the two guys were spitting at Michelle and her friend.
Being the dick that I am, I walked over and made my presence known:
“What’s up guys? I see you met my girlfriend”
Michelle gave me a knowing smile like “Thank you you sexy man” and I knew my swagger was knocking home runs again.
The two schmucks sputtered and mumbled, but I blocked them out with my back by creating a triangle with Michelle and her friend. (I’ll write an article one of these days about this technique)
I went through the usual conversation stuff, getting to know them, light teasing, etc.
You gents know what I’m talking about.
After a few moments they mentioned they wanted to buy drinks and I should join them.
Now this can go one of two ways:
1. Girls will say this as a backward way of asking YOU to buy them a drink.
or…
2. They sincerely are going to buy their own drinks.
The more you get out and game in nightlife, the quicker you’ll recognize the signs of girls who are just trying to use you for drinks.
The vibe was good though and I knew that this was the latter case.
We went to the bar, they ordered drinks and surprise, surprise, Michelle asked me what I wanted to drink so she could treat me.
1 round of drinks goes down, more flirting and I start to physically escalate.
I pull her over to me gently by her waist and she gets close to me.
Her friend started chatting with another guy, my buddy had disappeared and it was more or less Michelle and I ‘alone’.
Granted the bar was packed with people shoulder to shoulder, but I created a ‘bubble’ with her. (I’ll write an article on this one day too)
We kissed, then kissed some more.
You know how when you kiss a girl the first time and it’s good, but it’s the kisses that come after the initial kiss where she really gets into it?
That’s when you drop the line.
Not on the first kiss, but when the two of you start to really make-out.
Right as she was really getting into the kissing, I pulled back, pushed her hair away from her ear and whispered:
“How wet are you right now?” (glint of a smile)
Fireworks.
Marching band.
Drum-roll.
Alright, that’s enough.
She looked at me with her eyes glowing like embers, a slow smile escaped her perfect cock sucking lips and she whispered back: “Very”.
Needless to say I took her to her apartment and we pretty much wrecked her spot with the crazy wild sex we had.
The night ended with the sun coming up and her mom knocking on her apartment door in a surprise visit which forced me to hide in her closet until her mom left.
Good fucking times.
Anyway, back to the game tip.
Here’s a Short List of HOW to use this line so you know EXACTLY what you’re doing, because this line really is fucking effective as fuck when the timing is right.
1. Use it ONLY after you’ve built rapport + attraction.
If you use this line as your opener, get ready for a drink thrown in your face.
2. Use it ONLY after you’ve kissed her a couple of times.
The first kiss is where the two of you are ‘testing’ each other.
“Can he kiss?”
she’s thinking and you the same.
After that’s been proven you go back to talking and flirting.
As you continue to turn her on by cranking up the sexual tension through Push-Pull techniques, and then start kissing again, use the line AFTER that make-out.
3. Whisper it in her ear.
You whispering it, is a part of you creating a ‘bubble’ with her and it also allows her to respond honestly because the entire bar didn’t hear what you said and is staring with their mouths open.
This also creates a new ‘dirty secret’ the two of you share.
Girls LOVE ‘dirty secrets’!
4. Move her hair away from her ear before you say it if she’s wearing her hair down.
I’ve yet to meet a chick who didn’t like their hair moved away from their face/ear in a sensual, but dominating manner.
It’s one of my signature moves and it’s literally never failed me on a receptive girl.
5. After you say the line, look her in the eyes to see her response.
Don’t say anything else.
Let the words settle.
Girls will usually do one of the next few things or a combination, all of which are positive signs:
-Blush
-Smile and nod their head ‘yes’
-Say “Very”, “OMG”, “You’re very bad”, “You’re trouble”, “I can’t believe you just said that”, or “How did you know?”
-Giggle, look down and away.
-‘Smack’ your arm, but watch the eyes: It’s ALL in the eyes.
If her eyes are glowing as she looks at you, she’s loving it.
You’ll know what I mean, but actually getting out there and practicing is where you’ll get that Player Instinct.
So there you have it gents, a line that has literally never failed me and I don’t say that lightly.
If you follow the steps I outline to a T, don’t be surprised when the girl gets turned on even more and you wind up having a one night stand with her that very same night.
Until next time.
Your man,
-Elijah “The Realist”
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