American Girls vs. Ukrainian Girls
American girl: “What do you do?” Ukrainian girl: “Why are you in Ukraine?” American: Asks you to buy a drink Ukrainian: Expects you to buy a drink American: Flip flops because they’re comfortable Ukrainian: High heels because men like them American: 20 pounds overweight Ukrainian: 5 pounds underweight American: Looking for a stable career Ukrainian: Looking for a stable husband American: Won’t shut up Ukrainian: Won’t open up…