Give Up Your Foolish Pride

You’re too PROUD.

Just give it up already.

We’re all the exact SAME on the inside.

You don’t have ANYTHING to be proud of.

The ONLY thing that makes YOU different from OTHER people is you were BORN with privilege and they weren’t.

Your IQ, your work ethic, your self-discipline, your drive and your passion have absolutely NOTHING to do with it.

You were just BORN privileged and should have NOTHING to BE proud of, like the REST of all the sad little dip-shit sacks who you see every single day.

Just because you drive a nice car that you paid for…

Just because you have an ABOVE average IQ,

Just because you have more than two weeks pay in your bank account,

Just because you dress very sharp and well,

Just because you don’t waste your money on stupid dope or marijuana,

Just because you don’t waste your money on lottery tickets,

Just because you don’t blame others for your stagnation or for being STUCK in life,

Just because you do NOT expect ANY handouts at all,

Just because you would NEVER take any government welfare, food stamps, or a stimulus check…

Just because you don’t spend time with MUCH lesser human beings,

Just because everything that you HAVE you (and your family) worked VERY HARD for,

Just because you have some ideals…

Just because you aren’t covered in tattoos and piercings,  

Just because YOU make plans for the FUTURE and follow through on them,

Just because YOU have VERY high standards for MOST of the people that you meet,

Just because YOU pay YOUR taxes…

Just because YOU are NOT a FAT slob…

Just because YOU don’t have some bastard very UGLY children,

Just because YOU don’t have unkempt hair and facial hair,

Just because YOU aren’t a minority who deserves SUCCESS more than you,

Just because YOU hold a steady job or self-employed position,

Just because YOU accomplish whatever you set your mind to,

Just because YOU don’t tolerate BULLSHIT,

Just because you’re a WINNER…

DOES NOT MAKE YOU BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE! 

So get over yourself already and come spend some QUALITY time with us VERY normal people.

Those of us that aren’t so High and Mighty and don’t want to WORK for WHAT we HAVE.

Just give it up already.

Give up that foolish pride and COME and live like US animals.

It is BETTER to live WITHOUT pride, like us degenerate filth who RESPECT everybody equally.

Don’t you see how WRONG all of your PRIDE is?

Until next time.

Your man,

-Elijah “The Realist”