18 MORE Things Every 18 Year Old Should Know

From the desk of Elijah “The Realist”
Subj: 18 & Green
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When I was an 18 year old buck, I didn’t know nothing about NOTHING.

No one told me literally ANYTHING.

I figured out the rules of the REAL WORLD all by myself.

After YEARS of trial and error…

TONS of successes and MANY different failures…

Heart-break and ALSO true love…

I have boiled the Principles of LIFE down to 18.

If I knew these principles when I was 18, I would have literally been RICH by the time that I immediately turned 21.

Now YOU can have the GREAT benefit of MY hindsight.

If I had an 18 year old son TODAY, this is EXACTLY what I would tell him…

1) Everything you’ve been taught is a LIE.

Everything you have been taught is a LIE… but do NOT be angry at your teachers.

They have been lied to, just as YOU have been lied to, and they believed the lies.

They even lie mostly to themselves.

They are people who have been deceived just like you.

But now YOU will be able to absolutely break FREE.

In THIS list of 18 things every 18 year old should know I will give you some TRUTH…

2) Weed is garbage.

“Smoke up, man.” 

No thanks, retard.

They have been telling you all of the glorious benefits of being a stoner but good god, man, just look at weed smokers for PROOF.

They smoke reefer and turn into drooling, mumbling RETARDS a very quick moment later.

Weed turns you into an absolute FOOL but it makes you “think” you’re a genius.

STAY AWAY from it… and ALL of the dumb stupid idiots who CHOOSE to regularly use drugs.

3) Masturbating will literally KILL you.

They will tell you it is healthy but look at ALL of the FREAKS around you.

They are physically SICK and they are deranged in the head.

What causes THIS derangement?

You guessed it… Masturbation.

Jacking off causes you an enormous amount of ill effects, BOTH mentally and physically.

NOT jacking off causes you to BECOME a Superman. 

NOT masturbating is THE #1 secret key of SUCCESS for men.

Jacking off will totally RUIN your body and your mind at a VERY early age.

There is only ONE way to have a healthy body and a sharp mind for ALL of your life, it is by preserving your vital sexual energy and letting it energize you.

4) College is a complete & total waste of time.

They trick you into believing that you absolutely need college in order to MAKE MONEY.

Then they make you take out TONS of loans to pay for the promise of a future.

When this future promise is NOT fulfilled and you DON’T immediately “get a job“… what THEN do you do?

You go BACK to university to get ever MORE education to get a “good paying job“.

You poor STUPID damn fool.

You NEVER get this promised “job” but you do get to start your adult life in massive amounts of debt.

Debt is literally absolute death.

Look at the similarity of these words: Debt = Dead.

Do NOT ever start life in the hole because it feels EXACTLY like absolute death!

Never get a “loan” for college… because it does NOT… and will NOT… ever pay off.

American university is absolute garbage unless you want to become a damn dentist or a medical doctor or some type of unethical lawyer.

“But what about STEM?” 

STEM is the #1 BIGGEST scam crap in the literal history of scams.

They pretend it’s a really great field with great promise but what they deliver to you is all-the-time slave wages.

Don’t believe absolutely ANY of it!

You make your own way in this world and if you DON’T, then you surely WON’T ever get ANY rewards.

NO ONE IS REWARDED FOR A COLLEGE DEGREE!

You can learn a lot of things on your freaking own.

Don’t NEVER stop learning and NEVER stop reading books.

Remember that MANY self-made millionaires are NOT actual college graduates.

5) Common sense will make you filthy rich.

You will notice two things about every college graduates:

1) they are retarded beyond belief because they have ZERO common sense

and

2) they literally all struggle financially.

These college graduates all use very BIG words and produce almost literally NO results.

You listen to them talk and you have to squint your eyes to try and think what the heck they actually freaking REALLY mean sometimes.

“Smart” people do NOT ever use an endless string of very BIG sounding words.

They say EXACTLY what they actually mean to say in the MOST simplest language that they can precisely use.

That is how you know a truly actual “intelligent” person from a REAL total flat out moron.

A college graduate will – everything to the point that nothing can be accomplished.

A simple “genius” will boil everything down to the BASICS… because it is only ever the BASICS that get you true REAL meaningful actual results.

A “smart” High Energy Entrepreneur will see ONE very simple obvious problem.. and ONE very simple obvious fix… and immediately get filthy rich from it.

That is all it ever takes to truly REALLY actually get rich!

These two words are your best friends: Yes & No.

• Intelligent answer: Are you hungry? Yes.
• Stupid answer: Are you hungry? Um, well, you know, I guess I could eat.

College graduates are completely unable to say “Yes” and “No“.

Do NOT ever share their fate.

(Note: I am speaking only of American university graduates.)

6) Do the EXACT opposite of EVERYTHING they say to do.

The MOST common “advice” is almost always SO wrong.

That is why the common man is always FAT, stupid, sick, and ALWAYS flat out broke.

They’ll tell you straight to your face what to do to achieve what they have achieved – mediocrity.

If you detest mediocrity and yearn for true absolute GREATNESS, then all you must do is exactly the opposite of what ALL of these idiots tell you to do.

“Work real hard and retire rich at 65.” 

Nope, get rich RIGHT NOW. 

“Go to school and get a good education and get a good job.” 

Nope.

Skip school, NEVER go into debt for literally ANY reason, build your own business and live life on your own freaking terms. 

“Get married and start a family.” 

Nope, NOT with the sorry state of American women and the current “justice” system.

This is one of the MOST dangerous things that you can do today so you MUST be very “smart” about it.

7) Pick the “right” female (NEVER date deranged females).

It is important to develop a family but you must be absolutely, positively CERTAIN!

That who you start a family with isn’t a 100% loony tune.

That’s almost impossible in America today because nearly every woman is a nut-bar on psychiatric drugs and every American policeman will arrest you and take you to jail based only on ACCUSATIONS from a dumb stupid deranged female.

Never date deranged women!

Here are ALL of the VERY important rules:

• If she has literally ANY tattoos, then immediately dump her
• If she has piercings anywhere but her ears, then immediately dump her
• If she has ANY gay friends at all, then very swiftly dump her ass
• If she constantly has headphones in her ear, dump her ass somewhere on the highway road while you are driving
• If she routinely wakes up late, dump her
• If she is ever sarcastic at all, then immediately dump her fat pathetic VERY ugly ass
• If she’s private or extremely “secretive” about her phone, dump her
• If she’s ever secretive or elusive, dump her
• If she’s heavily involved in ANY social media at all, then immediately dump her ass
• If she heavily follows celebrity gossip, then dump her
• If she curses frequently, dump her
• If she dislikes ANY children whatsoever, then by all means dump her
• If she drinks ANY alcohol or uses ANY drugs at all, then freaking dump her

Always remember that the number ONE thing you look for in a female is a good heart.

8) If you HATE life, then just simply move.

The great SECRET of happiness is NOT what they actually tell you.

It has absolutely NOTHING to do with your “education” or “upward mobility” or ever having a “good job.”

This is all SO very retarded.

The REAL actual secret of happiness is having a VERY happy love life.

Having a happy love life can seem almost impossible in America, where there is also an air of isolation and TONS of loneliness.

Maybe because most of the people are ALSO compulsive masturbater’s (men and women)… and have extreme anxiety, depression, rage, drug issues, and extremely POOR health as a result.

A great many American women hate men.

And when I say that, I mean literally.

But there are TONS of nice, beautiful, pretty creatures elsewhere.

No one will bother telling you this because no one knows, but here is the great secret of happiness – you can move somewhere where life is MUCH MORE appealing. 

And I promise you, the extreme loneliness of America is unique to America.

Many of the other countries I have visited are happier and totally MORE alive.

America is a nice country with many great benefits but America is currently in an extreme depression.

Not an economic depression but also a spiritual depression too.

America is a great country to MAKE MONEY, but after you make the money you’ve got to go somewhere else to make your soul glow.

Poor people are miserable no matter WHERE they actually live.

I see people in Cambodia just sitting in their hot shacks all day doing absolutely NOTHING.

I have literally ZERO empathy for lazy people.

It is up to you to change your own life, I don’t care what country you live in. 

NO ONE WILL HELP YOU… IF YOU DON’T FIRST HELP YOURSELF. 

You absolutely MUST first help yourself.

The countries where the people have enough money are way happier outside of America.

“But I’m American, I have no opportunity to move or travel.” 

The American passport is one of the best in the world.

Are you so silly to think that Nigerians and Ghanaians have MORE travel freedom than you?

Don’t make me laugh.

I meet Africans all over the world.

If they can travel, you can travel.

The American passport is a great passport to have and allows for a lot of freedom of travel.

So finally get your lazy butt moving.

9) Online business is the future.

The #1 GREATEST business in the whole ENTIRE world right now is the eBook business.

No one believes this and it is for their very own stupidity that they do NOT listen.

eBooks are the absolute flat out freaking BEST!

You write a book only ONE time and then you can sell literally thousands of copies AND downloads of it for basically all of eternity.

After you write the ebook and implement the sales process it is completely 100% automatic. 

You do absolutely NOTHING… and if you write a good eBook… you MAKE MONEY every single day… even while you SLEEP.

On the contrary, running a “real” business totally sucks!

Your profit margin with an eBook is nearly 100% but your profit margin for some product you actually manufacture and ship is extremely low!

Very low!

The eBook business is the GREATEST business in the whole ENTIRE world for a young man who wants to make himself FREE.

What should you write?

Absolutely ANYTHING.

The market is literally WIDE OPEN.

I have previously said you can learn ANYTHING online but that is actually NOT quite true.

The internet is WIDE OPEN.

There is almost NO actual information online.

The internet is in it’s infancy.

When I search for TRUTH on the internet, I usually find almost NOTHING but poop.

10) Always be calm, cool, and collected (by being 100% detached).

There is literally NO point in getting emotionally invested in ANYTHING.

It’s gonna be whatever it’s gonna actually be.

If you become emotionally attached to the outcome you will exhaust yourself and make yourself become a VERY terrible nervous wreck.

Care about things, sure, but ALWAYS be 100% detached.

“I’d like for A to happen, but if B happens I will be fine. If A happens I will not change.” 

You have to be just like a rock.

If you win a game, don’t ever gloat.

If you lose a game, then don’t ever pout. 

This is the essence of manliness.

In a world long ago they called it stoicism.

I just call it being calm, cool, and collected.

11) Embrace technology but do NOT ever get addicted to technology.

I recently took a road trip through an incredibly scenic country called Kyrgyzstan.

This country has the most incredible scenery I have seen, ever.

The mountains are unbelievable and the entire country is mountains.

I was able to make this road trip with the help of my cell phone’s GPS system.

I would have never, ever been able to make a road trip in this country without a GPS because they speak Russian and I do not.

Even with a map I would not be able to make a road trip because the street signs are in Russian.

It would have been utterly impossible without a smartphone.

If I didn’t have GPS I would have had to have bought a seat in a van with a driver and many other people.

I would be cramped in a van, smelling other people’s farts, stopping only wherever the van stopped.

Instead, we were able to go wherever we wanted and stop wherever we wanted.

It was an incredible experience that I owe to technology.

On the other hand, you are probably obsessed with your social media which provides you absolutely NOTHING in return.

Technology is a great tool in our lives but technology can empower you or it can enslave you.

Let it empower you, NEVER let it become your master.

(Note: Your body and mind are far healthier with NO smartphone whatsoever.)

12) People totally LOVE the rat race.

The “average person” does NOT want to get out of the rat race, they 100% totally LOVE it.

Even when they get out of their “jobs“, they still run the rat race on god damn social media.

Posting pictures to try and get “likes” and more “upward mobility.”

Most people CANNOT be saved because they do NOT really WANT to be saved.

That is absolutely GREAT news for YOU.

For you there is literally NO competition.

They are flat out TOO BUSY running on the hamster wheel to ever give you any REAL competition.

The world of SUCCESS is literally WIDE OPEN because MOST people are all way TOO BUSY playing on their damn phones and at shopping malls, rat racing.

Essentially, absolutely ANYTHING that you WANT to do (within reason) you CAN actually, very successfully do.

Of course, you totally MUST pick something that you are REALLY god damn good at.

If you pick something that you are NOT good at, then you are just simply wasting your time.

Pick something that YOU are good at… and then spend your life… becoming downright GREAT at it.

13) Politics is just a VERY funny show.

They call it political theater for a VERY specific reason.

Do you REALLY think that these people have any time to be on television doing pointless debates and appearing on countless television programs while at the exact SAME TIME running ANYTHING effectively in this country?

Get real.

The job of a politician is to simply win the vote.

After they do this, their “job” is to do what the people who PAY them… WANT or TELL them to do.

News flash: the citizens do NOT pay the politicians.

Even if the politicians actually did run the country it makes absolutely NO difference because they do NOT ever answer to YOU.

This is why they tell you ONE thing BEFORE they get elected and then do a completely different thing AFTER they get elected.

They need your “vote” and literally NOTHING else.

It is pointless to waste your time with an interest in politics.

It is the same as watching professional wrestling or soap operas or “reality” television.

Being engaged in the watching of politics slowly enfeebles you the same way watching sports or soaps enfeebles you.

You lose sense of reality and you lose sense of your VERY own power.

You become whatever it is they are trying to make you become.

You must be you at all costs, and the cost of being you is NEVER being entrapped in politics, or sports, or any television shows.

“But doesn’t my vote matter?” 

Don’t make me laugh.

The only thing that matters is picking the people who are voted on and you as a citizen have nothing to do with this.

They pick the candidates and they make sure the candidates have the exact same agenda so it doesn’t matter who you vote for, they are all bought and paid for by the big money of the world.

It does not matter this candidate or that candidate, this party or that party, all are on the EXACT same agenda.

Caring about politics will change absolutely NOTHING about your life.

Not even Adolf Hitler was able to change anything so don’t waste your time.

Ultimately when you pay TOO MUCH attention to politics and the news you become outraged over literally NOTHING.

14) Use baby wipes instead of toilet paper.

Listen here, toilet paper does NOT effectively clean up your poo-poo.

Toilet paper is just dry paper, it is NOT actually REALLY clean!

Use baby wipes instead of toilet paper… and if you have a bidet or a water-gun… then by all means, use that.

15) Don’t watch or read the news. Ever.

Turn on the news and what do you see? 

Oh God, racism, sexism, war, poverty, mass shootings, rape, genocide, destruction everywhere! 

Meanwhile, go outside and the birds are chirping, the wind is blowing, and people are living NORMAL LIVES.

Everything they say on the news is NOT reflective of the REAL actual world.

They pick the most extreme examples or they lie outright.

Watching the news is a very BIG mistake because it has the hypnotic ability to make you believe what they actually say.

If they talk about racism, you will believe that racism is an actual REAL thing and is the cause of all your problems.

It REALLY actually isn’t.

Get THIS through you god damn thick skull: YOU are responsible for YOUR own freaking life.

The Jew, the blacks, the whites are responsible for their own.

And listen here you dumb stupid crybaby, NOT everybody will ever like you!

You are a damn moron if you THINK people should NOT SEE your skin color.

What kind of moron CANNOT see skin color?

I got news for you, friend.

People like their own more than they will ever like YOU.

Deal with it.

However!

Go outside and you will see blacks getting along with whites getting along with Asians just perfectly fine.

There is almost NO racism crime EXCEPT for on the god damn news.

Start a conversation with Chad, Tyrone, Muhammad, Jose, and Mr. Wu and you will see that people are STILL just god damn people.

All of them like their OWN people more than they like YOU… and all people are mostly nice at their core and want the same EXACT things.

People get along with each other just fine, until they’ve become brainwashed by the media to HATE each other for a whole BUNCH of made-up dumb stupid reasons.

The news makes GOOD people retarded, so just simply STAY AWAY from it.

In fact, the American news media is openly racist against whites but as a general rule the average person is NOT.

Even if they are, it is important to simply NOT care what other races actually think of you.

Fear of being ‘racist’ is the #1 BIGGEST weakness of the average American, and it is an extremely silly fear.

Instead of apologizing to Chad, Tyrone, Muhammad, Jose, or Mr. Wu for nonsense, remember these 3 ancient words of wisdom: KISS MY ASS.

16) Completely forget about conspiracy theories.

In politics and war literally EVERYTHING is a complete 100% fraud.

There.

Now you do NOT need to waste time on conspiracy theories which make you become only depressed and helpless.

Yes, 100% totally and completely helpless.

Everybody who gets deep into conspiracy theories becomes enfeebled by them and STOPS working and doing OTHER important things in life.

Everything is fake so there is NO need to ever “research” ANY conspiracy theories.

I told you already that literally EVERYTHING is fake, including MOST conspiracy theories.

I read these “conspiracy theories” and THINK “you have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. You’re making things up to make yourself feel better about NOT become successful.” 

If they were to get off their butts, stop being obsessed with conspiracy theories and start getting out into the REAL world on a mission of magic and success, they would become magicians who could conjure up SUCCESS literally out of thin air.

If you want to be sure of this, next time you are outside pay attention to ANY conspiracy theory bumper sticker that you see.

Each time you see a conspiracy theory bumper sticker, look at the actual car.

It will ALWAYS be a used, very old, beat-up car.

Usually it’s some sort of VERY disgusting van.

You will NEVER see any of these conspiracy theory nutcases in a BMW, Mercedes, or Hummer with one of these conspiracy theory bumper stickers.

It costs a lot of missed opportunity to waste your time on something that you CANNOT fix or prove.

And let’s say you actually could prove a conspiracy theory.

Then what?

That’s right, absolutely NOTHING.

These “conspiracy “people have all this “evidence” they want to show you but they NEVER want to provide a REAL actual solution.

What good is being informed of a “problem” if there is no REAL actual tangible solution?

They want only to be outraged, and very deep down they feel happy having a reason for being a complete and flat out LOSER.

Conspiracy theory absolutely KILLS your ego because it makes you feel totally helpless, but you actually REALLY need your ego in order to succeed in life.

17) You have to be your own #1 doctor (ALWAYS keep yourself healthy).

It’s up to YOU to KEEP yourself healthy for a lifetime.

You CANNOT ever abuse or degrade your BODY and expect some “doctor” to just simply fix you.

It doesn’t work like that.

You make yourself sick and you MUST also make yourself well.

Eat well but don’t ever become a damn freak about it.

Health freaks are ALWAYS sickly and “allergic” to numerous foods.

The more foods you limit from your diet the more sickly you get and the foods your body cannot tolerate.

You have to eat well, sure, but you also have to eat just like a “regular” modern human being.

You need a little bit of poison to be immune to the poison.

Eat healthy for the MOST part but also eat your waffles with butter and maple syrup, barbecued ribs, french vanilla ice cream, and whatever else that YOU would personally like to eat.

A lot of it will kill you but a little of it is necessary and even sometimes flat out GOOD for you.

The more clean food you eat the more sensitive you become, but NOT ever in a GOOD way.

You don’t get healthier eating health food, you get weaker and sicker.

Don’t eat only clean food an don’t eat only bad food, find a healthy balance.

About 75% clean and 25% dirty is a good option (if you want to be bodybuilder lean, change that ratio to 90%/10%).

Try to get the majority of your foods from cooked foods rather than pre-packaged foods.

All foods that are cooked are essentially good for you and pre-packaged foods are not.

Try NOT to get more than 5-10% of your foods from pre-packaged foods, ever.

Don’t ever take ANY pills to cure psychological or mental issues.

A pill is absolutely NO substitute for food and some good exercise.

Pills hide the problem, they do NOT ever REALLY fix the problem.

Your job is to fix ANY problems that may potentially arise in YOUR life.

18) Seek your fortune RIGHT NOW (do not wait for your fortune to find you).

Now you know absolutely EVERYTHING about life.

What will you do with the knowledge?

Good god man, do NOT waste your BEST physical years sitting at a desk in some classroom, or at some “job”… aka (Just. Over. Broke.)

Get out there and live your life.

Buried treasure is out their lost in the wilderness, waiting for you to find it.

Turn off the television, turn off the YouTube, take your hand out of your pants and…

GO DIG UP YOUR TREASURE.

Until next time.

Your man,

-Elijah “The Realist”