Don’t Be A Pussy Beggar

While getting laid is important, there are things I won’t do to get laid.

The first is directly pay for it.

Maybe there will be a day when I become tired of the game, but I’m not even close to getting at that point.

There are other reasons that are more subjective:

I will not follow a girl’s orders or demands.

 If a girl insinuates that the only way to continue talking to her is to buy her a drink or do her a favor, she won’t be satisfied with how the interaction turns out.

Same if she tells me I “must” or “should” do something.

I will not accept insults. 

If her style of flirting is to review my flaws, I will give her one chance to calm down and be real.

If not then I return it right back to her ten fold and ruin her night.

I will not accept rude or callous attitude. 

If a girl is testing me for the short term by being frigid, I’ll pass her test to get the bang.

But if she really is a bitch or is trying to put me down, I will walk even if I may see a bang on the horizon.

I won’t let a girl reject me twice. 

It’s within a girl’s right to reject me, but then she becomes dead to me.

A rejection means I will not communicate with her ever again.

Sometimes I come home alone after a terrible night out where I failed.

I’m horny, drunk, lonely, and dejected, but there’s one thing that I still have: my dignity.

I rather jerk my own dick than go against my beliefs for a few minutes of pleasure with a girl who’s not treating me like a human being.

With my dignity intact I can continue playing the game with my head held high, knowing I didn’t sell myself out for sex.

Otherwise, there’s no limit to the abuse you’ll take from women.

You’ll be nothing more than a chump and a pussy beggar.

Getting laid is challenging enough, but I make it harder by only doing it on my terms.

There is no woman in the world worth bending over for.

Until next time.

Your man,

-Elijah “The Realist”